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Poster: Sylvester Stallone Is Cobra

Cat. № POSTER-359 · Archive reference image

Lost Cinema № 359

Sylvester Stallone Is Cobra

Available · one owner only

Archive note

Archival evidence of an unreleased 1986 revisionist cut of Cobra, reframed as a neon-noir philosophical tract. The poster suggests a Japanese theatrical re-release or bootleg VHS campaign that reimagined Stallone's vice cop as a metaphysical antihero, with textual layers in English and Japanese implying a cult following across two continents. Collectible for archivers of action cinema's stranger alternate timelines.

$5 One file · one owner · never reissued
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Section
Lost Cinema
Style
synthwave movie poster, neon-lit photomontage
Mood
neon-drenched, conspiratorial, uncanny
Palette
magenta, teal, gold

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