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Poster: Family Values Tour '99

Acc. № 304 · Archive reference image

Music That Never Was № 304

Family Values Tour '99

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Archive note

Promotional poster for a fictional 1999 touring package billing Korn, Rammstein, Ice Cube, Limp Bizkit, and Orgy across Asia-Pacific markets. The design appropriates mid-century American advertising aesthetics—wholesome suburban portraiture, halftone printing—to frame industrial metal, nu-metal, and hip-hop acts as a unified 'family' event. Bilingual English-Mandarin text suggests this iteration never materialized in official Vans Records history. Collects both the absurdist humor and genuine cross-genre friction of late-90s alternative touring.

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Section
Music That Never Was
Style
retro advertising halftone, mid-century americana pastiche
Mood
absurdist, nostalgic, conspiratorial
Palette
cream, black, sepia

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kornrammsteinice cubelimp bizkitorgynu-metalindustrial1999family valuestour posteralternativevans recordsasiamandarinsatirenostalgia
Poster: Family Values Tour '99